The Impossible God

Just a few of the logical absurdities of the square triangular god of the incoherent christian bible.

March 24, 2011 • 7:03 am

An Absurd Justice: jesus’ fortunate celibacy

P1: Divinity cannot simply forgive disobedience without bloodshed because the righteousness of a divinity demands the eternal torment of the disobedient.
P2: Jehovah was divine.
P3: Jehovah cannot simply forgive disobedience, but must instead eternally torment the disobedient. (P1 & P2)
P4: Jesus was divine.
CONCLUSION: Had Jesus married and had a disobedient son, he would have been forced by his righteousness to eternally torment his son. (P1 & P4)

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Your Golden Square Triangle

This site does not waste time debating Christians over the logical possibility of miracles, the nature of the singularity, or the historicity of Jesus. If you argue that the square triangle in your pocket is made of gold, and produce genuine gold flakes as evidence, we still know with absolute certainty that you do not have a golden square triangle in your pocket.

If the biblical god is logically incoherent as this site argues, we can stop there. Enough of the silly games Christians play by diverting attention away from Jehovah's inherent absurdities and towards issues such as an incomplete evolutionary theory as if that will somehow redeem an incoherent Jehovah.

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