The Impossible God

Just a few of the logical absurdities of the square triangular god of the incoherent christian bible.

An Absurd Justice: jesus’ fortunate celibacy

P1: Divinity cannot simply forgive disobedience without bloodshed because the righteousness of a divinity demands the eternal torment of the disobedient.
P2: Jehovah was divine.
P3: Jehovah cannot simply forgive disobedience, but must instead eternally torment the disobedient. (P1 & P2)
P4: Jesus was divine.
CONCLUSION: Had Jesus married and had a disobedient son, he would have been forced by his righteousness to eternally torment his son. (P1 & P4)


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An Absurd Justice: jesus in the jungle?

P1: No sinner is redeemed from eternal torment without accepting Jesus’ redemption.
P2: If a young sinner who tells a single lie dies without ever hearing of Jesus’ redemption, he cannot accept Jesus’ redemption from eternal torment.
P3: A young sinner who tells a single lie and dies without ever hearing of Jesus’ redemption will be eternally tormented. (P1 & P2)
P4: It is possible that a young person who told a single lie may now have died and be experiencing eternal torment.
P5: The god Jehovah who condemns the young sinner who tells a single lie then dies to eternal torment, also claims to be both loving and just towards that sinner.
P6: Jehovah never lies.
P7: Condemning someone who tells a single lie then dies to eternal torment does not mean that one does not love or justly treat the liar. (P5 & P6)
P8: “Love” and “justice” mean the same thing to Jehovah as they do to humans.
P9: A man who condemns his lying son to eternal torment can rightfully claim to both have loved and have justly treated that son. (P7 & P8)
P10: No rational human would say that man who condemns his lying son to eternal torment can rightfully claim to both have loved and have justly treated that son.
CONCLUSION: Either Jehovah or all of rational mankind is very confused on the definitions of “love” and “justice”.


Why do sinners remain separated from god after legitimately paying their 3 days of physical and/or spiritual deaths?

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Your Golden Square Triangle

This site does not waste time debating Christians over the logical possibility of miracles, the nature of the singularity, or the historicity of Jesus. If you argue that the square triangle in your pocket is made of gold, and produce genuine gold flakes as evidence, we still know with absolute certainty that you do not have a golden square triangle in your pocket.

If the biblical god is logically incoherent as this site argues, we can stop there. Enough of the silly games Christians play by diverting attention away from Jehovah's inherent absurdities and towards issues such as an incomplete evolutionary theory as if that will somehow redeem an incoherent Jehovah.

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